Currently I’m an agnostic with a very high sex drive, and keeping 5 or 6 women on a string is very difficult (They want you to stay over on Saturday night but I have two more dates to get to, sometimes three)
So, I would like more information on your martyr program. How sure are you about the 72 virgins? Technically after I deflower one, and they aren’t a virgin anymore, does that mean she’s removed from the virgin pool and I’m down to 71? Finally, do I get to pick some blonds and redheads in the mix?
Also, I guess while I’m at it, what are the qualifications on the Fundamental Church of Latter Day Saints plural marriage thing. When one of your wives get’s old and ugly, can you like send them to a home? Do you have to be Warren Jeffs to have 80 wives? Finally, what if some of them suck at cooking? What do you do with them? And what’s the best way to run your male offspring so they don’t start poking their half sisters?
2007-02-21
04:23:32
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I'm leaning away from the martyr thing, (because I usually screw up lighting a firecracker, and have no confidence in making a bomb. But am still interested in informed responses. Need more info on the Mormon plural marriage thing too.
2007-02-21
04:33:26 ·
update #1