Any Jokes?

Question

There was a man walking on the road when he saw a woman with her breast hanging out. And he said: Excuse me Miss. I hope you forgive me but your breast is hanging out. And the woman said; Oh my god I forgot the children on the bus!

Answer 1

theres a woman sitting on a beach crying and she has no arms and no legs. A man walks past and says 'why are you crying' and she says 'i have no arms, no legs and i've never been kissed'. so he picks her up kisses her, put her down and walks away. The next day he comes back and shes crying again and he says 'whats wrong now?' and she says 'ive got no arms, no legs and i've never been screwed.' . So he picks her up, throws her in the sea and says 'now your screwed!!'

Answer 2

there is a teacher in her class room, she asked the kids which part of your body goes up to heaven first?1-kid its the heart if you pure clean hear it will go first, 2-kid it your brain if your smrt and you do well in school it will go first,3-kid said i think its your legs ?teacher said why leg? he said one night i was walking by my mom and dads room and i saw mommy legs wrapped around daddy neck she was saying oh my god I am comming.

Answer 3

Stick a blonde in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner.

Answer 4

I've got one. A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, a joke."

Answer 5

simon on american idol,is worser than the war going on.

Answer 6

haha funny

Answer 7

there are two new companies joining together fed ex and ups there new name is fed-up!!!!!!!!!!!lol

Answer 8

hahaha