......goes to the job centre, he walks up to the desk and says to the clerk "i want a job, what ave you got la" so the clerk says "ok your in look cos theres a job going at the porsche factory in the wirral, it 55 grand a year excellent benifits and 35 days a year holiday, plus you get a company car." wayne in a bit of shock says "really la, you've got to be taking the p'iss" the clerk says "yeah mate but you started it"
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NAGA NOOSH
2007-02-21 04:06:16 · 9 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Get a job? You'll make more out of the Unemployment system!!!]
Anyhow isn't WORK a four-letter word!!!!
Excellent joke keep 'em coming!
2007-02-21 04:48:22 · answer #1 · answered by NEIL P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People using the local job centre were surveyed about changing the nations currency to Euros - they all agreed that the Giro was fine
2007-02-21 12:14:38 · answer #2 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny but what the heck is Naga Noosh????
2007-02-21 12:15:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before before but still quality!
2007-02-21 12:09:11 · answer #4 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. lolololol.
2007-02-21 12:17:38 · answer #5 · answered by iain xx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny one
2007-02-21 17:47:10 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-02-21 12:11:01 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Ѧƨԋʅɛץ ïи ωѳиԃԑᴙʅαиԃ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ha ha ha
2007-02-21 16:11:25 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was this a joke or was it about you.
2007-02-21 13:53:01 · answer #9 · answered by BD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋