Harold is 95 years old and lives in a senior citizen center. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?"
"Sex!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old coot, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while."
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold’s manhood.
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."
2007-02-21 04:04:05 · 9 answers · asked by K-E-G 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Sassy Chick. I am not making fun of it. My grandfather had parkinsons too and I know how it affect people. I guess I was making light of this terrible disease so I am very sorry if this offended you.
2007-02-21 07:50:32 · update #1
I know we all make jokes from time to time about types of people in general, i.e. blondes, the elderly, lawyers, etc.
So when I say "not funny" it's because I have Parkinson's Disease.
It probably is hysterical to those not afflicted; so I don't begrudge you and hope you receive the "best answer" that you're looking for!
DEAR K-E-G,
I DID RECEIVE YOUR APOLOGY BOTH HERE AND AT THE OTHER. YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT I EDITED MY ORIGINAL ANSWER. THE FIRST ONE WAS WAY TOO HARSH, AND I APOLOGIZE TO YOU FOR THAT. NO EXCUSE FOR ME TO "LASH OUT" , ALTHOUGH I WAS HAVING A BAD DAY WITH THE PD. ANYWAY, I TRULY APPRECIATE YOUR RESPONSE. AND I APOLOGIZE AGAIN FOR BLOWING THE WHOLE THING OUT OF PROPORTION. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN!
2007-02-21 04:16:08 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Parkinson's Reversing Breakthrough?
2016-05-16 17:06:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I m not sure if there is a question in there ,but harold seems too.
2007-02-21 04:20:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my god that was way to funny loved it. i guess the old coot still has it in him lol
2007-02-21 04:11:16 · answer #4 · answered by ♥live life to the fullest♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny as heII.
2007-02-21 04:14:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is great.
2007-02-21 04:09:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
damm LOL
2007-02-21 04:17:36 · answer #7 · answered by Slavemaker and Friends 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okaaay?
2007-02-21 04:09:41 · answer #8 · answered by PROUD TO BE A LIBERAL TEEN! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
anyway !
2007-02-21 04:10:06 · answer #9 · answered by Joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋