Musllims: After you have sex with one of your 72 virgins, do they replace her with a new virgin?

Question

Muslims.....damn typos.

Answer 1

lol yes your typo makes muslims look like mussells

but anyway...I always make fun of labels..

as for the 72 virgins...theres no such thing in the Quran...its a silly interpretation.

Answer 2

I am thinking that a sexually repressed Arab that finds himself surrounded by virgins would probably go through all 72 in the first day or so. He wouldn't last long with each, therefor the replacement theory can't be true, there just isn't enough Virgins.

mmmmmm the math is pretty scary.

5,800 terrorist events since 2001 = at least 5800 terrorist Martyrs probably more because sometimes multiple terrorists die in events, but lets just stick with a 1 to 1 relationship to keep it easy.
5800 martyrs X 72 virgins = 417,600 virgins needed since 2001.

If virgins are replaced when used we can assume that randy Arabs will most likely go through them in two months, a conservative one per night, my guess is it will be a lot quicker as they find that two or three at a time is a lot more fun.

so 417,600 X 1 year of virgin replacement (6) = 2,505,600 virgins per year.

As you can see the virgin supply will be greatly challenged if replacement is necessary. Where do the virgins come from??

Answer 3

The answer is NO! She is sent to the Virgin Islands to be rebushed!

Answer 4

I read somewhere that the original text meant "raisins", not virgins.

Answer 5

I dont think there is gravity in heaven. The joke is on the terror-bombers.

Answer 6

either thats not true or its a misinterpretation. dont trust the internet!

Answer 7

shoots that theory all to hell.

Answer 8

good theory!!