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I often pick my nose while driving down the road and have always wondered if people notice I'm picking my nose.

2007-02-21 03:05:46 · 14 answers · asked by losenmyass 2 in Society & Culture Etiquette

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Do you have smokey glass or clear glass in your car windows?

2007-02-21 03:08:43 · answer #1 · answered by kiwi 7 · 0 0

I notice people picking there nose while driving all the time.

2007-02-25 01:50:56 · answer #2 · answered by little3nikki 3 · 0 0

From personal experience, I would say that there are times when I've noticed you picking your nose. It has mostly been during the day when you were driving on my side of the road and I've either passed you or got stuck in traffic with you in front or behind me. I can't help it if my eyes wander and you don't have any tint on your windows. I've also had a chance once in a while to see you as you drive slowly towards me on one of the roads in our neighborhood. At night, however, I have a hard time seeing you because the light reflects off of your windows and back into my eyes. I've seen you lightly skim the inner surfaces of your nasal cavity in hopes of getting that one that just hangs on for dear life, and I've also seen you digging for gold, boldly daring to go where no man has gone before. Did you touch your brain?

By the way, here are some hints so that you won't be spotted:

1. Avoid snot mining when you are traveling with cars beside or in front of you. If you must dig in these circumstances, glance around furtively to make sure that no one is staring at you. Be careful...many will choose that time to glare.

2. Feel free to dig when traffic is behind you, just stay out of your mirrors. I've seen more than one poor soul eat a chunk of freshly harvested mucus as I've watched his rearview mirrors. As a side note, this type of surveillance is great fun for the person who is doing the watching.

3. If you can wait at all, devote yourself to manually swabbing your nasal orifices after night falls. You are safe to look directly at another car that passes you and shove your digits as far up your nose as you can. Just make sure your dome light is off.

4. As one last thought, master the art of the thumb swipe. This is accomplished by placing the four superior digits of your right hand on the left side of your nose as if you were palming a tissue. With your hand covering the motion, swipe your thumb across the cavities and frenulum on the bottom of your nose. If necessary, insert your thumb into each cavity, wiping the inner wall of your right nostril and the outer wall of your left nostril. For opposite sides, use your left hand and repeat the same motion. This is inconspicuous and always appreciated by those with a more feminine mindset.

For more information, please see the International Encyclopedia of Nasal Manipulation (IENM). Their chapter on the thumb swipe is most informative.

2007-02-21 03:33:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

I've seen a diplomat picking his nose during a televised U. N.
Security Council meeting, so everything is possible. It should
also be possible for you to break a bad habit.

2007-02-21 03:40:10 · answer #4 · answered by Fred W 2 · 0 0

I often want to vomit while driving down the road and have always wondered if people notice I want to vomit and have noticed you before me.
If so then they know the reason why.

2007-02-21 03:13:25 · answer #5 · answered by bearbrain 5 · 0 0

probable by using fact it itches or they have some thing they could get out of it. recover from IT. Oh yeah and Ms. "i could Puke" come artwork my pastime for an afternoon and see how some distance you're making it. I artwork in the emergency room and see and DO lots worse issues than somebody figuring out on their nostril.

2016-12-17 15:22:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lean back and make sure the sun roof is closed and the shade is closed. If you put your head close to the dash then we are going to see you. You need to keep that kind of activity on the DL. Unless you want them to see it and you flick it at them on the way around their slow ***.

2007-02-21 03:15:20 · answer #7 · answered by Karrien Sim Peters 5 · 0 1

Only in daylight.

And YES, its seems if you're at a traffic light, or looking in your rearview mirror, the guy behind you is ALWAYS digging for buried treasure!

2007-02-23 00:56:01 · answer #8 · answered by Tough Love 5 · 0 0

Yup. I have seen prissy girls who look like models digging in up to their knuckles. I always laugh hysterically and try to hide it, but they always see me laughing anyway.
It cracks me up that people really think that their cars give them privacy.

2007-02-21 05:55:59 · answer #9 · answered by Lana 2 · 1 0

Only if I am looking in your window and make sure you keep it private at the intersections/red lights-that's when everyone's looking.

2007-02-21 03:10:56 · answer #10 · answered by dadknows 4 · 0 0

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