hey do any of you no some funny chokes?

Question

i am in class and i am bored and just wondering if anyone has some funny chokes

Answer 1

there is a little boy in a kindergarden class who has to go pee.

his teacher says he can as long as he says his abc's.

so he does. a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.

the teachers noticing he forgot the p asks him, "where is the p?''

the boy replies,"running down my leg."
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a blonde, brunette, and a red head are getting ready to be executed by being shot.

it is the brunettes turn to be excuted first but before she can be she yells "flood" so everyone looks and she gets away.

it is the red heads turn to be excuted but before she can be she yells "tornado" so everyone looks and she gets away.

it is the blondes turn to be excuted but before she can be she yells "fire."
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you are so ugly... well just look at you mom.

your mom is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Answer 2

Yea:

If a doctor gives you 3 pills and u have 2 take 1 every half hour, how long will it be b4 they're gone? (1 hour)

A farmer has 14 sheep. All but six die. How many are left? (6)

If some months have 31 days, how many have 28? (12)

Answer 3

once a snail wwent to a car dealer he wante a car to buy. He picked an red mazda. He then asked for the dealer to paint an S on the side of the car. The car dealer did this then asked why the snail wanted this S on the side of his car. The snail Replied that "When I drive on the road I want people to say look at that
S-Car Go! (es-car-got)! Means snails in french.
(:

P.s. By the way, yo mammas so fat when she fell into the ocean the whales sang" We are family!"

Another joke

Answer 4

yeah - i choked on a mouthful of tea once - that was funny!!!