Betsy's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she
had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key
under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and
I'll mail you a cheque."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother
you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under any circumstances, talk to my
parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Betsy's house the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking pit-bull he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
See . . . men just don't listen.
2007-02-21 02:35:17 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is so funny and so accurate - I rang my mother and read it to her - my husband though overheard me and asked why was I laughing? They not only don't listen they don't know they don't listen!
2007-02-21 04:03:37 · answer #1 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Men Do Listen It's just hard when the annoying parrot (for example the women) keeps running their mouth.
2007-02-21 03:04:17 · answer #2 · answered by Lamar J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10.
2007-02-21 02:54:48 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
QED Men don't listen, especially to birds ! haha
2007-02-21 05:56:06 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHE! Thats really funny! I know! men dont listen...too bad
2007-02-21 02:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by XbeautifulXdisasterX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
Thanks for the giggle.
2007-02-21 02:37:49 · answer #6 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that parrot just odered the biggest mean dog, stupid dog.
2007-02-21 02:41:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats kinda funny
2007-02-21 02:47:28 · answer #8 · answered by JennieRose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL, thats cute...thanks for the laugh...I needed it...I am at work!
2007-02-21 02:37:53 · answer #9 · answered by ~J*me~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the most funniest joke ever thanx for really making me laugh I love it :) LOOOOL
2007-02-21 02:48:55 · answer #10 · answered by Janet 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋