One morning last week Billy was at school and the teacher asked all the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came out -fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc. but
Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about His father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
Clothes in front of other men and gives them lap dances. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and sleep
with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little
Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy, "He plays
Cricket for England, but I was just too embarrassed to say..."
2007-02-21 02:32:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like it!!!!!! - could have said he plays football for spurs!!!!!
2007-02-21 02:39:55 · answer #1 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
At least Billy's father wasn't the Prime Minister !
2007-02-21 05:58:20 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After Australia VS New Zealand series even the Australian Bills can say that.
2007-02-21 06:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it last week, but it was a west ham season ticket holder. Though saying that, this is true.
My brother and nephew have west ham season tickets. My brother said to Samuel. Ready to go to the match son? My nephew replied (god's honest truth) 'If you take me to see them anymore, I'm ringing Childline!'
2007-02-21 03:44:47 · answer #4 · answered by mandy slayer 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 8/10.
2007-02-21 02:57:25 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pah cricket....fat men trying to break some sticks with a ball. it shouldnt be called a sport its more like darts or snooker (a hobby).
2007-02-21 02:56:38 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
aww poor Billy- good one
2007-02-21 02:46:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably not real. But pretty funny! 8.5/10
2007-02-21 04:32:47 · answer #8 · answered by Air 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-02-21 03:01:35 · answer #9 · answered by chopper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn....Billy is imature and mature at da same time. reminds me of myself. nice one ;)
2007-02-21 03:00:40 · answer #10 · answered by keti2609 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooohhh funny tho
2007-02-21 02:37:16 · answer #11 · answered by scragette2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋