we wouldn't be in this mess would we?
2007-02-21 01:30:41 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ Trek Ice Dancing Queen 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Devil would have invented the backyard barbie and invited Eve over for some Aardvark ribs.
2007-02-21 01:34:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have no knowledge of what the original sin was, I have had the answer on this site for 8 months, It was not eating a literal fruit, But 2 reproductive laws of God. Now you can study it from there.
2007-02-21 09:34:21 · answer #2 · answered by birdsflies 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The forbidden fruit in Genises was actually the pleasure gained frm making love. Think about it, afterwards, Eve had a tough child-birth, there was a 'serpant', this serpant said that they would live forever if they ate the fruit, te list is endless...
2007-02-21 09:36:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would be just plain silly... Aardvarks taste like chicken, but you have to get past the hard shell and it would be much simpler to just eat chicken.
Besides, Satan would have to have one hell of a sales pitch to convince Eve to eat an Aardvark :)
God would be like Yo! don't eat the Aardvark, it's forbidden...
Adam and Eve would be like DUDE!!! no worries, that thing looks like a freaking armored opossum... we aren't going near it.
Satan: come on, eat the aardvark, it tastes just like chicken
Adam: well if it tastes like chicken then why not just eat chicken
Satan: damnit to hell with your ungodly wisdom... curses!!!
2007-02-21 09:41:48 · answer #4 · answered by Pitchy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Actually... Yum! Aardvark!
2007-02-21 09:32:47 · answer #5 · answered by (-_-) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haggert, you sick man! They let you have an account?
Of course pirates love arrrrrrdvarrrrrrk! Argh! :)
2007-02-21 09:36:12 · answer #6 · answered by Craig L 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm....aardvark *drools*
2007-02-21 09:32:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What about the forbidden dodo of knowledge??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/buddhism...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/satan.........
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/religion......
http://www.godandscience.org/apologetics...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/bible.........
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/moral_code#...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/god.........
2007-02-28 06:37:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!
It is strange indeed...seems like a setup...
2007-02-21 09:32:35 · answer #9 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
'tis Indeed so. I too be sharin' this opinion.
2007-02-21 09:33:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋