Why are men like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, the emit noxious odours and half the time, they don't bloody work.
Whats the difference between an Essex girl and a walrus?
One's got whiskers and stinks of fish, the other's a walrus.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two if they're really small mice, but don't ask me how they got in there.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to hold the lightbulb, while he waits for the word to revolve around him.
2007-02-21 01:08:24 · 5 answers · asked by Jenni 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice!
2007-02-21 01:20:51 · answer #1 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good jokes
2007-02-21 09:14:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn straight, revolve world revolve.
2007-02-21 09:29:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like those!!!! especially the first and and last...if i u cant tell already im a girl!! lol
2007-02-21 10:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by chemhelp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha those are funny.......
2007-02-21 09:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by ~J*me~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋