A busy mum was trying to pack for her holiday whilst her 3 yea-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mum, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, the mum reached out and stuck her fingers in her mouth and said, "Mummy is gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before she rushed out of the room again.
When she returned, the little girl was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face and tears rolling down down her face.
"What's wrong honey?" said the mum
Sad and broken up she looked at her and said -
"Mummy, what happened to my bogey?"
2007-02-21 01:02:42 · 21 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey posted the other day Ninja!! You need to catch-up!
Loved it though
10/10 and of course your *
Tink x
2007-02-21 01:07:02 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mummy is a 3000 year old corpse.
A bogey is when you're one stroke over Par in golf.
I swear to God I cannot understand a single thing British people say or write.
2007-02-21 09:14:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
aww adorable n funny =0)
2007-02-21 09:36:28 · answer #3 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute and a bit sick 8/10
2007-02-21 09:11:17 · answer #4 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the best joke i've heard this week lol 10/10
thanks
2007-02-21 09:22:50 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one
2007-02-21 09:05:59 · answer #6 · answered by Rich T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After reading it twice I finally get it!!!
2007-02-21 10:04:09 · answer #7 · answered by metter_gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wot a classic made me giggle
2007-02-21 09:14:43 · answer #8 · answered by Emma_spurs4ever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all mothers can relate to this. Good joke
2007-02-21 09:16:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeuchhhhh!!!!
2007-02-21 13:07:36 · answer #10 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋