A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide! The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2007-02-21 00:51:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA dude that is funnny keep em posted!
2007-02-21 02:02:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. In real life the pharmacist would have not been so calm and sarcastic at the sight of his wife cheating on him. It would make for a good laugh though.
2007-02-21 08:55:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny! i actually laughed out loud and made people here look at me.... though to revise it a little you can shorten the exclamation from the pharmacist....
good job! LMAO
2007-02-21 08:55:42 · answer #3 · answered by lynn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-21 09:27:54 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it.... i cracked up it was helarious.....i give it a 10
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2007-02-21 08:58:03 · answer #5 · answered by sweet_lil_thang88 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Truly very funny
2007-02-21 08:54:26 · answer #6 · answered by momof467309 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Nice, I like.
2007-02-21 09:00:51 · answer #7 · answered by copter_180 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's really cute, I wouldn't say it was knee-slapping hysterical, but it did bring a smile to my face
2007-02-21 08:55:03 · answer #8 · answered by cgim05 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny...thanks
2007-02-21 08:54:23 · answer #9 · answered by kaptin2001 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!!! LOL that earned you a star!
2007-02-21 08:57:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋