toilet paper is getting expensive these days
2007-02-21 00:35:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
1-Yeah.....yeah........
We presented a rose to a donkey and how silly.............
........he ate it.
2-When asked about a scar on his face, Mozart told his friends that he believed his symphonies could cure an insane person. Hence once he tried it before a 'non-compos mentis' who immediately hit him with a stone.
INFERENCE::: How could one expect normal behaviour from a donkey or a 'non-compos mentis' ???
It is quite normal for him to behave abnormally.
Note: I am a Muslim and dislike your approach.
2007-02-22 02:18:36 · answer #1 · answered by ♪¢αpη' ε∂ïß♪ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can get one from the Gideons at the following locations:
* Hotels and Motels
* Hospitals, Nursing Homes, and Domestic Violence Shelters
* Schools, Colleges, and Universities
* The Military, Law Enforcement Personnel, Firefighters, and EMTs
* Prisons and Jails
Mormons will give out a free Bible and Book Of Mormon as well:
http://www.mormon.org/holybible
http://www.mormon.org/bookofmormon
2007-02-21 08:40:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you can't afford a bible then you can ask anyone for a used one that they don't need. i'm sure you don't need that much toilet paper and save up some money to buy a bible for 20 dollars. Go to a local church and I'M SURE there is a good person that will give you a free bible. Just ASK!!!!!!!!!!! no excuses. JESUS IS COMMING REALLY SOON. Spread the gospel around
2007-02-21 08:43:35 · answer #3 · answered by Esabella 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Contact the Gideons. Every hotel and motel in the United States and several abroad have bibles in every room because of the work of the Gideons. Tell them how many you need and the purpose and they will provide them and may assist you in your task(provided you aren't really short on toilet paper).
2007-02-21 08:42:29 · answer #4 · answered by GameWarden 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you too lazy to walk to the bus station and borrow some?
2007-02-21 08:39:07 · answer #5 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Baby Jeebus wouldn't appreciate that!
2007-02-21 08:39:34 · answer #6 · answered by Johnisrox 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God LOVES YOU!!!!
2007-02-21 08:45:53 · answer #7 · answered by bettyboop 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋