L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is
green and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same
at home.
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wTeacher: What the difference between superman and an ordinary man?
Student: Ordinary men wears underwear under the pants and superman above the pants.
2007-02-21 00:31:48 · 10 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute
2007-02-21 00:34:16 · answer #1 · answered by erindrozda 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10/10!
2007-02-21 09:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the ''socks'' joke the best.
2007-02-21 09:26:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're good girl!! I've liked them all
LOL
Keep going, you've made my day happier, thank u
2007-02-21 08:57:18 · answer #4 · answered by Abbey Road 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-21 08:45:30 · answer #5 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hulloooooo!!!!!!
Wassup with u?
one more, now?
i gess u r srslee with a mind!!!!!!!
iv hurd all these, though!
But wer gud!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-21 08:40:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it, is it supposed to be funny???
2007-02-21 08:37:47 · answer #7 · answered by metter_gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have another star
2007-02-21 08:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by nella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-24 20:50:03 · answer #9 · answered by just wandering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so lame
2007-02-21 08:34:30 · answer #10 · answered by *Jenny from the block* 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋