Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
2007-02-21 00:23:28 · 4 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-02-21 00:58:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha i didnt get it just kiding lol and good one
2007-02-21 12:38:04 · answer #2 · answered by Blade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol !!! Thank You for the
"belly scratching" !!!!!!!!
Aaron.
2007-02-21 09:43:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol great jokes best i have read
2007-02-24 20:46:43 · answer #4 · answered by just wandering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋