A young mum has an appointment with her gynecologist at the end of the week. She checks her letter and realises it is actually that morning and she has just time to get there after taking the kids to school. She runs to the bathroom to freshen up and grabs the washcloth from the side of the bath and gives herself a wipe down and then throws the cloth into the laundry bin. As she is lying there being examined wishing she'd had time to bathe, she is a little puzzled when the doctor says, "you have made an effort this morning". Back home later that day whilst getting the tea ready her little girl comes down, "mummy, where's my washcloth?" The mum tells her to get a fresh one form the cupboard, "no, i want the one that was on the side of the bath, it had all my glitter wrapped up in it"
2007-02-20 23:22:17 · 17 answers · asked by Patsyanne 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She made her twinkle twinkle! Made me laugh!
2007-02-20 23:26:01 · answer #1 · answered by Flossie 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I know a true story that is similar to this. A lady that I use to work with several years ago went to her OB/GYN for a pap smear. The nurse ask her if she would like to empty her bladder before the exam. She stated that she would and went to the bathroom. When she finished urinating, she realized there was no toilet paper. She fished through her pocketbook and found a tissue with which she used to wipe. She went in for her pap smear, and when the MD looked at her genital he began to laugh and stated, "Boy, business must be real good, if you have started giving green stamps." It was then that she reached down and realized that she had green stamps stuck to her bottom that had been in the tissue she used.
2007-02-21 06:19:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! I heard a similar one about a last minute 'tidy up' with a tissue from the handbag.
Confused gynaecologist pulled out two tic tacs and a first class stamp.
2007-02-20 23:30:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
9/10 plus a star
2007-02-21 00:33:13 · answer #4 · answered by nella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - I will be careful now when visiting the doc after this warning to all women
2007-02-21 05:27:39 · answer #5 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did the "doc" have sunglasses on???? He finally realized "All that glitters is not gold"!!!!!
2007-02-20 23:43:47 · answer #6 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe poor little girl
2007-02-20 23:33:42 · answer #7 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-02-21 00:10:38 · answer #8 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Now this was funny!
2007-02-20 23:57:08 · answer #9 · answered by susan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww i bet it looked really pretty
2007-02-20 23:44:12 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋