2007-02-20 23:18:02 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Here is my listing:
Fart or burp
Clean finger nails, especially the person's next to you.
Pick your nose or your neigbor's
Stare off into an odd corner.
Paint toe nails.
Crack your knuckles
Masturbate
Take your clothes off, other than a tie or sports coat!
That starts the list!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-21 03:34:22 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take your clothes off and dance on the table naked.
It is better if you came in naked and dancing for the meeting than strip during the meeting. At least them you make an impact by coming in naked and it can be accepted as part of the act for promotion.
Otherwise, you are just being lewd and are not innovative.
2007-02-20 23:26:28 · answer #2 · answered by MrKnowItAll 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To actually SAY anything. That would make the meeting last longer.
A great trick to getting out of a meeting early is to send a delayed email/page to yourself then excuse yourself from the meeting.
2007-02-20 23:26:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Politically speaking, holding up the agenda with pontificating or getting way off topic...In other words, wasting others time.
Socially speaking the faux pas are endless. Do nothing in a meeting that you would not do or say in polite company.
2007-02-21 00:04:55 · answer #4 · answered by Goddess of Laundry 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To fart in a meeting would be more embarrasing than bad
Your mobile ringing in a meeting is another thing
Worst of all you can fall asleep and start snoring and dribbling - lol
2007-02-20 23:22:42 · answer #5 · answered by Bajanqt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, got this one covered! I once HELD a meeting with a bunch of fellow executives in which unbeknown to me, my fly was down. Luckily for me someone had the guts to let me know that it was down. I casually zipped it up and continued my presentation. One things for sure, everyone remembered that meeting.
2007-02-21 00:45:08 · answer #6 · answered by Antrozous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring some snacks with you if none are provided- Preferably chips. Chew loudly while talking on your phone.
Finish up by farting and talking about how bad you gas is or begin to ask questions that are irrevelant to what the meeting is about.
2007-02-20 23:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sleep (which is hard not to). Not participating (if it's that kind of meeting). Be sure to ask questions if it's requested. Most of all it depends on the meeting - professional or casual?
2007-02-20 23:27:14 · answer #8 · answered by Living Collect 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doing anything that makes the meeting resemble a Dilbert cartoon.
2007-02-20 23:25:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) fart loudly (you can get away with a silent but deadly only if you have nerves of steel and a real brass neck)
2) talk s**te about something you know nothing about (and it be totally obvious to the others there)
3) fall asleep
2007-02-20 23:21:44 · answer #10 · answered by Raha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋