if jesus cured people of diseases that we have only been able to cure recently im going to sue him and the church
2007-02-20 23:13:05 · 11 answers · asked by lol 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
and if he didn't do these things im going to seu him for fraud
2007-02-20 23:15:31 · update #1
Ever hear of the statute of Limitations?
2007-02-20 23:24:57 · answer #1 · answered by Ron K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can try, but you'll never get jurisdiction since you'll never be able to serve Jesus with process. And this is no joke. There is a reported case where a woman attempted to sue Satan for inflicting misery and pain upon the world. The court concluded that, even if Satan were in the jurisdiction (going on the assumption that he is everywhere), no one would be able to properly serve him.
2007-02-21 08:52:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD good luck with that. What if the judge turns out to be like really religious?
"Jesus, what do you have to say in your defense?"
"You better dismiss this case or my daddy will send you to hell."
"....Case dismissed."
ofcourse, you could get a bunch of athiests to sign a petition of some sorts, but the most you'd get is like....a get out of hell free card or something. Total ripoff man.
nah, its better to go straight to Mary. I heard Mary is one strict *****....
2007-02-21 08:13:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sue him for doing it, But we will see how far you get, come on now sue him for healing, I will like to see how far you get, You will get a good trip to the mental hospital.
2007-02-21 07:27:38 · answer #4 · answered by birdsflies 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good luck with that. Make it a class action and send me put my check in the mail.
2007-02-21 07:26:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As your attorney I advise you to rent a fast car with no top.
2007-02-21 07:18:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apollinaire: Jesus' existence has been proven, the only thing people are arguing about, is whether wat Jesus said is true. please do some reading up of your history.
to the one who asked this question, what damages are you claiming for? and remedies you're seeking? if you're in a sane mind you'll be thanking and not suing Jesus.
2007-02-21 07:32:14 · answer #7 · answered by Just Me 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny
2007-02-21 07:16:22 · answer #8 · answered by WhatIf 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
in order to sue someone you need to prove his existence...can you do this?
2007-02-21 07:16:42 · answer #9 · answered by Sir Alex 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Amen to that.
2007-02-21 07:20:24 · answer #10 · answered by DnBprincess850 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋