i read it on here about 2 months ago made me crack up but not sure how it goes.
its about a drunk who is stopped by police and he cant find his car it was at the end of his keys, he's slurring his words and the end was his willy was hangin out and wen the policeman asked why he said ' oh man my girlfriends gone too'
i want to send to someone but dont know the full joke, can anyone help??
2007-02-20 22:09:08 · 10 answers · asked by sweetness 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am not sure .. it maybe goes that way :
A drunk man came out of a bar , nacked , the police man came to him and said "what is wrong , what are you looking for ?" , the drunk man said "I look for my car , it was at the end of my key chain- but now it is gone!!" .. the police man surprisingly said "are you aware that you are exposed" .. the the drunk man goes " damn it ! my girl friend is gone too"
2007-02-20 22:35:07 · answer #1 · answered by shdtt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A drunk man is found by the police walking the streets with his dick hanging out and holding a car key. The copper says to him "What are you looking for?" The man says "My car. The last time I saw it was on the end of this key". The copper says "Do you realise that you are exposing yourself in public and that's an offence!" The man looks down and says "Oh sh!t, I've lost my girlfriend too!".
2007-02-21 02:12:35 · answer #2 · answered by bacteria4eva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lisa don't worry. your joke, i couldn't understand too. but, You can make some good jokes. And i'll be here to hear your jokes and answer.
all the best.
2007-02-20 22:34:12 · answer #3 · answered by karsa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you the drunk in the joke? You make no sense.
2007-02-20 22:13:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
nope sorry, but from the bit you have showed us... it doesn't sound to funny. Rather look at some of the other jokes on Yahoo answers....
2007-02-20 22:18:04 · answer #5 · answered by Roxxy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this is not a joke it's a true story
2007-02-20 22:14:02 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No sorry I can't help
2007-02-21 00:17:28 · answer #7 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read ome other jokes
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2007-02-20 22:18:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao@hanging out!..no sry..lmao!
2007-02-20 22:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i don't remember it.
2007-02-21 02:06:35 · answer #10 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋