The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sxx. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
2007-02-20 21:38:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
2007-02-20 21:38:46 · update #1
I can`t see for crying!! FAF LMAO, way to go , I loved this one.
Your on a roll. This ones coming to work too.
1000/10 and a * for you.
Tink x
2007-02-20 22:31:53 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great.10/10.
2007-02-21 05:47:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny ha ha
2007-02-21 05:43:22 · answer #3 · answered by holly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ... poor prisoner :)
2007-02-21 05:44:18 · answer #4 · answered by shdtt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L ! ! ! ! , very funny
thx
good luck !!!
2007-02-21 05:44:12 · answer #5 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the miseducation of a wife....................LOL
2007-02-21 05:45:36 · answer #6 · answered by onukpa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋