An elderly man had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed it up nice, had some picnic tables, horseshoe pits and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared
the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned,then said "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
2007-02-20 21:24:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
CLAP CLAP CLAP now that was very good wll done loved it LMAO
2007-02-20 21:28:19 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL so thats why the old man built a pond at a farm... to feed the alligators!
2007-02-21 05:30:06 · answer #2 · answered by skynet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol excellent
2007-02-21 05:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! .....not as fast as those women can run I'll bet!
2007-02-21 05:43:20 · answer #4 · answered by lexy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!! LOL!!! Great 10/10.
2007-02-21 05:34:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good!
2007-02-21 05:33:56 · answer #6 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep i agree...lolmao..10/5
2007-02-21 05:28:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha
2007-02-21 05:36:09 · answer #8 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-02-21 10:08:39 · answer #9 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA LOL
2007-02-21 05:38:47 · answer #10 · answered by pithermichael 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋