Little Johnny and his dad went shopping at the grocery store. Walking down an aisle, Johnny asked his dad if he could have a box of Lucky Charms.
His dad said," Well, Johnny, can you touch your axxhole with your dxck?"
Johnny said, "No!!"
Johnny's dad said, "Well, there's your answer."
Later, Johnny asked if he could have Spagettios.
His dad, again, said, "Can you touch your axxhole with your dixk?"
Johnny said,"No!!"
His dad said, "Well, there's your answer."
At the end of the shopping trip, Johnny's dad felt bad about how he had talked to Johnny, so he bought him an instant lottery ticket.
Johnny scratched the ticket and found that he won $1,000!!!
His dad said,"Hey, Johnny, you gonna share the money with your old man?"
Johnny asked,"Dad, can you touch your axxhole with your dxck?"
Johnny's dad said,"As a matter of fact, I can!"
Johnny said,"GOOD, GO FxCK YOURSELF!!"
2007-02-20 21:17:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi chris the young lad has all his wits about him
2007-02-20 22:21:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always count on you for a laugh!!
FAF LMAO. That`s coming to work with me!
10/10 to ya and a *
Tink x
2007-02-21 06:21:44 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good Chris love your jokes keep them comming LMAO
2007-02-21 05:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh Little Johnny he's so funny - good one :)
2007-02-21 07:23:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it pmsl
2007-02-21 05:48:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke. Made me laugh so hard I almost fell of the chair :)
2007-02-21 09:55:54 · answer #6 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
hahaha
hahahahah!...10/5
2007-02-21 05:20:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-02-21 10:11:07 · answer #8 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! So rude but so funny x x x
2007-02-21 05:21:37 · answer #9 · answered by Dolly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. ROFPMSL
2007-02-21 05:35:34 · answer #10 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋