Just got it in the mail!! smile
A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains". The salesman assures her that they have a large election of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns,but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selectsa lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she
needs. The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen inches" "Fifteen
inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room; they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo ............ I've got Windoooooows!"
2007-02-20 20:50:28 · 14 answers · asked by gone 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey Burning, no offence to blonds, i did think about it but if the joke said a girl, it would not have been funny. I am not blond but i have blond streaks!! :)
2007-02-20 21:09:25 · update #1
Oh Zina now that was worth reading so big thumbs up for you girl LMAO thanks for the laff
2007-02-20 20:53:29 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You arn't a blonde yet you think that is worth the effort you say. Your letting the non blonde team down
2007-02-20 20:59:13 · answer #2 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-02-20 21:01:41 · answer #3 · answered by flamingo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yip, that was funny... I even read it out load for my best friend (who is blonde) and even she laughed!!!...I wonder if she laughed because she actually got the joke or if she just laughed not to show everybody that she didn't???
2007-02-20 21:05:50 · answer #4 · answered by Juanita L 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice Joke, I should try that
(note: I am not a blonde)
2007-02-20 21:00:48 · answer #5 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dang! 5 stars!
2007-02-20 21:22:16 · answer #6 · answered by Tse Chuen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gud joke
2007-02-20 20:56:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool. any more blonde jokes? i luv them...:)
2007-02-20 21:00:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
tht is good 10/10
2007-02-20 20:58:26 · answer #9 · answered by nella 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehe. thanx for the laugh..
2007-02-20 20:54:46 · answer #10 · answered by flee1906 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋