What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

Question

For me, it is thumping the alarm clock with my fist for waking me up. For Mr. GorgeousFluffpot, it is that he farts then gets up and goes to the loo.
What's your morning routine?

Answer 1

Jump straight out of bed, no laying in, 2 pints of lukewarm water, walk the dog and eat two bits of fruit, shower, breakfast, clean teeth then leggit to work - all very quietly so I don't wake the kids.

Nothing like a routine to get you going in the morning.