The check's in the mail.
I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
I thought I already gave you that money I owed you.
I promise I'll pay you back next Friday.
I've never been this drunk before.
I'll never get this drunk again.
I've checked this Email out, and it's really not a hoax.
Now we're even.
I'm fine.
We found and fixed the last bug!
The software will ship on schedule.
It was as simple as that.
It's all your fault!
I love you
You don't need to use a condom; I'm on the Pill.
I don't need to use a condom; I've had a vasectomy and tested negative for STDs.
A representative of the government says...
We'll have the repairs on your car done by noon.
Operator, my calling card number is...
You look like you haven't aged a day.
No, I don't think that outfit makes you look fat.
This is what it will cost to repair your car.
If elected, I promise...
You're going to love working here.
2007-02-20 20:06:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't know what you're talking about.
Nine out of ten people surveyed said...
Please hold, and a customer service representative will be with you shortly.
I'll only take a minute of your time.
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Lose all the weight you want!
I'm being totally unbiased.
I promise I'll pull out in time.
With all due respect...
For your convenience...
In order to serve you better...
I'm planning to get a divorce so I can marry you.
I'll call you.
I never meant to mislead you.
My wife (husband) is okay with me seeing other people; s/he just doesn't want to know about it.
I'm not leaving you for him/her; I just need some space to think things through.
This will only hurt a little.
This will hurt me more than it does you.
I'm doing this for your own good.
It's only for a little while...
I didn't mean any harm.
2007-02-20 20:07:29 · update #1
Oh well, no harm done...
It was an accident.
I didn't do it.
I don't know who did it.
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This product was made in an environmentally friendly manner.
I know it's none of my business...
I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but...
This should be easy.
To speak to a representative, press "9".
It's nothing personal.
This isn't partisan politics; it's for the good of the country.
I'm not addicted; I can quit smoking any time I want.
New and Improved!
Trust me.
2007-02-20 20:08:13 · update #2
OOOPS! What happened to you there man
2007-02-20 20:35:04 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you know I just have to read them all before I can go back to sleep!!!
How true are these then! I use: This will only hurt a little.
This will hurt me more than it does you.
I'm doing this for your own good.
It's only for a little while... Oh I hang my head in shame! Obviously at work!!
Keep it up,
Tink x
2007-02-21 05:49:17 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After the first 10 lines I new what you were trying to relay, and thats no lie!
2007-02-21 04:13:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you've got way too much time on your hands buddy.
2007-02-21 04:09:38 · answer #4 · answered by Speedy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tsk tsk tsk
You left out the worst one:
"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"
2007-02-21 04:11:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good job dude
keep up good work
good luck !!!
2007-02-21 05:05:47 · answer #6 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good job buddy
2007-02-21 04:17:30 · answer #7 · answered by cordero7245 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good luck with what you are really asking
2007-02-21 04:09:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lie
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maybe true
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2007-02-21 10:00:09 · answer #9 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's that?
2007-02-21 04:10:10 · answer #10 · answered by Roubini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋