funny or not true or not?

Question

A twenty-year old woman’s ideal man:
1) Sexy.
2) Charming.
3) Good career prospects.
4) Great sense of humour.
5) Romantic.

A thirty-year old woman’s ideal man:
1) Moderately good looking.
2) Amiable.
3) Well-paid job.
4) Laughs at all of her jokes.
5) Willing to talk about love.

A forty-year old woman’s ideal man:
1) Not too ugly and has some hair.
2) Reasonably friendly.
3) Has a job.
4) Tells dirty jokes.
5) Has memories of love.

A fifty-year old woman’s ideal man:
1) Not too wrinkly and has his own toupee.
2) Doesn’t argue too often.
3) Is a part time toilet attendant.
4) Can remember jokes but not the punch lines.
5) Is cynical about love.

A sixty-year old woman’s ideal man:
1) Doesn’t terrify little children.
2) Would fight with himself.
3) Unemployable
4) Can’t remember anything.
5) Hates love.

What a seventy-year old woman’s ideal man:
1) Still has most of his own limbs.
2) Still breathing.

Answer 1

Now look!! I just got up for a bathroom call and checked my e-mails and you suckered me in!!! Don`t make me laugh I have to sleep!! (On duty tonight)!

I love it! 10/10 and *

Funny ...................Yes.

True..................... I Reckon!


Tink x

Answer 2

For me, none of the above. And I wasn't even that superficial in my twenties. My ideal man hasn't changed, and probably won't.

Answer 3

Nice!

Answer 4

65% are true, 25% corny and funny, 10% odd

Answer 5

true 10/10

Answer 6

I'll have to wait until I get older to see if it's true

Answer 7

YES getting better LMAO

Answer 8

Lmao that was funny. Thanks for the laugh!

It's even funnier people are trying to deny those questions don't have truth to them. Ha!

Answer 9

nice

Answer 10

FUNNY!!!! KINDA TRUE..LOL