A man wakes up in hospital after a very bad accident .He cries out, "Doctor! Doctor ! I can't feel my legs."
The Doctor looks at the poor chap and says," I am not surprised , I amputated both your arms."
2007-02-20 19:56:01 · 20 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...good joke ...very armless
2007-02-20 20:04:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it a 7.
Actually, I have a friend who's in the hospital right now, who broke his leg really bad and had to have surgery yesterday. Otherwise, I would have given your joke an 8!
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2007-02-21 04:00:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, nice.
In answer to your question "how is this a joke?"
If you just plain dont find it funny, then it all depends on your sense of humor, and you may not see it as a joke
If you dont get the joke, the man cant feel his legs, because he has no hands to feel them with.
2007-02-21 04:02:21 · answer #3 · answered by sambucaman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny Ray short and funny too LMAO good one
2007-02-21 04:54:34 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most jokes are formed around some sort of misfortune mate , it's no different to anything else !!
2007-02-21 03:59:37 · answer #5 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 8/10 "clean as well can pass on to kids "
2007-02-21 04:03:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
V.Good.
reminds me of...
"Doctor, doctor, i think i'm dying. Every time i touch my head it hurts,or my leg,or my arm and my stomach."
"Well ive got some good news and bad news"
"Good news you aint going to die."
"The bad news you broke your finger..."
2007-02-21 04:01:57 · answer #7 · answered by Clint 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I expected another answer from the doctor; "You never felt them"
2007-02-21 04:07:48 · answer #8 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-21 03:59:06 · answer #9 · answered by Raine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooh i dont think it is that funny as things like that are sad!
2007-02-21 03:59:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old, but still very funny!
you know what they say....well, when you find out tell me.
2007-02-21 04:03:55 · answer #11 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋