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a cowboy gets married he goes to the hotel and says to the desk clerk i am here for my honeymoon the hotel clerk says do you want the bridal he say sno i will hold her by the ears till she gets the hang of it what do u get when you have a party and invite 100 politicians and 100 lesbians? a roomfull of pepole that dont know dick a cop is on the highway looks over at the car next to him sees a old lady behind the wheel knitting a sweater while driving not wanting her to cause a accident he yells to her pull over she yeslls back no cardigan

2007-02-20 18:14:52 · answer #1 · answered by Mark R 3 · 1 0

This couple, who were in their mid-70's and married for 50 years, always enjoyed having a pleasurable and active sex life. However, of late, the husband was having trouble "rising to the occasion". So, the two of them went to see the doctor to find out what could be done to correct the problem. After a thorough examination, the doctor declared the husband healthy and reminded him that, afterall, he was in his 70's. Knowing though how important their sex life was to them, the doctor prescribed Viagra for the husband. He also wanted them to return one week later so he could closely monitor the husband's progress. When they arrived for their follow-up appointment, the doctor eagerly asked if the medication had helped. "Not really" the husband frustratingly replied. The doctor was shocked since he truly believed the Viagra was the answer. He turned to the wife and asked what she thought might have been a further problem. "Well, for starters" she said, "we couldn't get the cap off of the prescription bottle!"

2007-02-20 18:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 0 0

One day an old stupid man came to a department store.
And he saw an elevator written "OPEN" on it.
He never saw that thing before, so he thought it was an oven or some kind of microwave.
He's wonder why they put that thing in a department store,
with a big size also.
And then a white male came, he is about to going inside the elevator.
Then the old man said, "Oh, no! Don't you go there! It can burn you!!."
But the white man keep on going.
A few seconds later the elevator is open.
A black man was going outside.
"See? I've told you not to go there!!" said him to the black man

2007-02-20 18:30:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"

Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."

2007-02-20 18:59:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

What's the difference between a pun and a fart?
A pun is a shift of wit and a fart is a whiff...

2007-02-20 18:12:38 · answer #5 · answered by Phartzalot 6 · 0 0

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?
Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big!
I hope your day gets better!!

2007-02-20 18:14:05 · answer #6 · answered by Kat 3 · 2 0

What do you do if you see a sapceman


Park in it man

well i love it lmao

2007-02-20 21:24:21 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0 0

lil johny comes home and said hey mom hey dad im home. but nobody was there. he checks the living room the kitchen and so on. finally he checks his parents bedroom to find that his dad was having sex with his mom. johny got pissoff and ran down stairs and start having sex with his gramma. His dad came running down and scream get off your gramma johny wtf are u doing? johny looks at his dad and said thats F*ck up dad u can F*ck my mom but i cant F*ck yours?

2007-02-20 18:16:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

What do you do with 365 condoms?

Melt them all together and then you have a Goodyear.

2007-02-20 18:20:53 · answer #9 · answered by MeGoInsane! 3 · 1 2

look at yahoo.com>>thats a joke

2007-02-20 18:14:37 · answer #10 · answered by meeeeeeee 1 · 1 1

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