jack S*** is the only son of O. S***
O. S***, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe S***, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-S***.
Jack S*** eventually married Noe S***, and together they produced six children.
Holy S***, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next, came twin sons, Deep S*** and Dip S*** and then two daughters, Fulla S*** and Giva S***. Their final child, another son, was named Bull S***.
In the meantime Deep S*** married Dumb S***, a high school dropout.
Dip S*** married Lotta S*** and they had a son, Chicken S***.
Fulla S*** and Giva S*** married the Happens Brothers.
The S***-Happens children are Dawg S*** Bird S*** and Horace S***.
Bull S*** just married a spicy number, Pisa S*** and they are expecting the arrival of Baby S***.
So now you know the full story of Jack S*** and his family... just in case someone should ask.
2007-02-20 16:50:07 · 9 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u spent helluva time to research about the sh!t family..
congrats...
2007-02-20 17:59:47 · answer #1 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where in heaven did you research this ????? I hope not in the library in front of my house. It is full of S***.!!!!! Okay thanks ,I am not laughing hard,but I am chuckling..
2007-02-20 17:17:08 · answer #2 · answered by Vannili 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. that's helluva lot of Sh!t.... hahaha
good one.. thanx & keep going...
2007-02-20 16:56:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna go get s***faced. And I don't drink.
LR
2007-02-20 17:27:35 · answer #4 · answered by Lone Ranger 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah, the whole s*** family.
2007-02-20 17:13:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolzz that's alot of ****
2007-02-20 17:48:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No S***! Who'd a figured? Thanks for straighting all that S*** out.
2007-02-20 16:59:36 · answer #7 · answered by peterregan50 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a lot of S***!
2007-02-20 16:57:51 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2007-02-20 18:03:35 · answer #9 · answered by veena_dracks84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋