The females always thinks naughty! Read this scenario.
A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd std class, " If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them,how many birds would remain?
"Johnny, the naughtiest shoots up his hand.
Teacher: "Ok Johnny , wats the answer?".
Johnny: "None,ma'am.
Teacher: "How?"
Johnny: "Hearing the shot ,all other birds fly away."
Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinking".
Johhny: " Teacher, can I ask u a question?Teacher: "Sure"
Johnny: "There are three ladies havin Ice-cream at the parlour.
The first one is eatin it, the second is lickin it, while the third one is suckin on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married?
Teacher is terribly embaressed,but she puts on a brave face and answers:
Teacher: "I...I..I guess the one which is suckin on the icecream is married.
Johnny:" No ma'am, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married. "BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKIN." !!!
2007-02-20 16:22:33 · 4 answers · asked by Jack 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, ahaha, cheeeeeky
2007-02-20 16:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by ily_bubble 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...i love the way jhonny thinks... hahaha
very good one... thanx for sharing
2007-02-20 16:44:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING" !!!>>>>hehehe
2007-02-20 16:48:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe...
2007-02-20 16:24:52 · answer #4 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋