A professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks them, "How many folk here believe in ghosts?"
About 80 students raise their hands. "That's a good start," says the professor, "For those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good," continues the professor, "I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response," remarks the impressed professor, "has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"Brilliant. But let me ask you one question further...
Have any of you ever been intimate with a ghost?"
One of his students from a Redneck state raises his hand.
The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed that.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor asks, "Well, tell us what it's like to have made love to a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? Dang it!... I thought you said goats."
2007-02-20 15:43:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL ,that's a good one.
thanks.
2007-02-20 16:02:17 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top Reasons Eminem's Wife Filed for Divorce
--That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was.
--Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women.
--Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse.
--Sure, he talks and raps like a black man, but when he takes down his pants...
--Would rather end up like Nicole Kidman than Nicole SIMPSON.
--Overheard 5-year-old daughter shouting, "******!" while watching "Mr. Rogers".
--Recently overtaken by a strange and unfamiliar compulsion to live past the age of 35.
--I mean come on, people. . . the dude LOST TO STEELY DAN!!!
--Thanks to a recent surgery, her head's no longer implanted deep within her own rectum.
...And The Top Reason Eminem's Wife Filed For Divorce. . .
--Sick of dating a rich, famous, abusive bastard. Would like to try a poor, unknown abusive bastard for a change.
2007-02-21 02:19:07 · answer #2 · answered by daniel a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao i feeel of my chair on that joke omg that was funny good one i give that 9/10
2007-02-20 23:48:48 · answer #3 · answered by moneyman_0101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha...very funny
2007-02-21 00:09:30 · answer #4 · answered by la-cuckoo-racha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...that has got to be the BEST one i have heard
in a long time...thanks
2007-02-21 00:43:41 · answer #5 · answered by angelheart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious one>>>lol
2007-02-21 00:12:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard a simpler version of that before.
2007-02-20 23:47:17 · answer #7 · answered by warrior is a child 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I almost wet my pants!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!! This was great!!!!
2007-02-21 00:11:29 · answer #8 · answered by just ask me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice =]
2007-02-20 23:47:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
o-kayyyyyyy
moving on
2007-02-20 23:50:30 · answer #10 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋