wasn't Noah's flood the ultimate way of kicking over the gameboard? He practically screamed "You're not playing right!!" when he did it. Imprisoning Jonah inside of a giant fish until he'd do what he wanted?-Yeah, that's mature! Was Moses wandering in the desert foir so long because God spaced out the fact the he had just been playing with that doll and left him in the sandbox after getting distracted by a cookie? Are we to have no other Gods before him because his mommy never taught him how to share? Is the reason he's so stringent on doleing out sexual permissions because he thinks girls are icky and doesn't want to think about it? Is his noticable absence from our world today explicable by a very long naptime or time-out?
2007-02-20 15:21:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, not only does he throw hissy fits like a little kid but compared to my Gods he really IS just a young whippersnapper. ;-)
2007-02-20 15:28:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I raise the unwitting object and force it to expel fluid for my own benefit. Pinning its head against a hard surface, I begin to rub it vigorously across the surface, causing the fluids to come out in a premeditated pattern.
This atrocity, ladies and gentlemen, is called "writing with a pen". You can make anything sound bad.
2007-02-20 23:28:55 · answer #2 · answered by Solomon's Cry 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The analogy seems accurate. Well put!
2007-02-21 00:03:19 · answer #3 · answered by Brendan G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be careful, Bud. Lightning can strike anywhere.
2007-02-20 23:28:09 · answer #4 · answered by Caveman 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
now that's the gospel truth if ever i heard it
hallelujah
2007-02-20 23:31:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He certainly has fits like my daughter did when she was two.
2007-02-20 23:24:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I always thought so
2007-02-20 23:57:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Toddlers defecate. The bible says that we are made from ash. Is that the reason why you were made?
2007-02-20 23:23:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Why are you asking us?
Shouldn't you be asking God these questions?
2007-02-20 23:24:31 · answer #9 · answered by Molly 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
God loves you too!!..........He also knows you are a very foolish mistake of your earthly father but He forgives him too!!......isn't that great!!...........
2007-02-20 23:39:14 · answer #10 · answered by SLEDGE 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋