Tonto and I were riding through the canyon one day and I looked up to the top side of the canyon wall and saw about a thousand Indians ready to ride down upon us. I said, "Well, Tonto , what should we do now?" Tonto said, "What you mean "we", Paleface?"
2007-02-20 15:00:36 · 9 answers · asked by Lone Ranger 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To paraphrase Far Side
" ' Kemosabe' - Apache Indian expression for moron"
(don't remember original)
2007-02-20 15:05:52 · answer #1 · answered by Testaco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah you have nothing to worry about, being boxed in a Canyon on three sides with a 1,000 Indians coming to attack, Tonto will shoot you long before they get there! Besides, Kemosabe means paleface who looks like the south end of a northbound horse.
2007-02-20 23:11:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've always believed that Tonto was the real brains behind the operation and now I know it's true. lol
2007-02-20 23:06:11 · answer #3 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
2007-02-21 00:16:34 · answer #4 · answered by Funky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the Indians WERE there first--they had reservations. Is there an echo in the canyon?
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2007-02-21 00:24:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
NOPE I would worry about sanity first ( if over 50 then senility )
2007-02-20 23:04:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm surprised your'e still around to ask.
2007-02-21 04:01:00 · answer #7 · answered by amp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With jokes like that...Yes!
2007-02-20 23:03:09 · answer #8 · answered by Pedro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll go with pedro
2007-02-20 23:15:44 · answer #9 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋