What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?

Answer 1

Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
It took her 2 weeks to figure out that you could play it at night!

Answer 2

A small zoo in Oklahoma had a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.

Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:

1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the chil'drun raised as Baptist."
Once again it was agreed.

4. "And last of all", Bobby Lee stated, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.00."

Answer 3

What kind of bee makes milk instead of honey?
A boobee

Mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink, but the bartender denies him service. The mushroom then exclaims, "Come on, I'm a fungi!!"

Answer 4

Any " Yo Mama" Jokes. They kill me :D.

Example:
1. Yo mama so dumb that when she try to throw a rock to the ground, she missed
2. Yo mama so stupid that when she stared at orange juice.
You asked " Why are you staring at orange juice?"
She said " Its concentrate" (some OJ is from concentrate)
*she is making more OJ*
3. Yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said "To be continued" -or- it broke.