Judging from my mail lately, it seems that using a pick up line to meet women has become the most highly sought after Holy Grail in the entire Seduction Universe. You know what I'm talking about... that "underground" of guys who are on a quest to figure out a way to forcefully re-focus the romantic attention of women on themselves wherever, and whenever, they choose to... all with the use of a single most wondrous, fantastically glib pick up line? Maybe you were considering the application of a few gems like these yourself?...
"Do you believe in Love at first sight honey... or do I have to walk by again? "
"Baby, your body's like my Visa Card... it's everywhere I want to be!"
"Honey you must be Jamaican... because Ja makin' me crazy!"
"If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"Are you from Tennessee?... because you're the only "Ten" I see!"
"Baby that dress you're wearing would look great on my bedroom floor."
"Let's work on our math skills baby... We can add a bed, subtract the clothes,
divide your legs... and multiply! "
"Is that a keg in your pants sweetheart?... 'cause I'd love to tap that ***!"
Yeah, right..
2007-02-20 14:51:46 · 2 answers · asked by moneyman_0101 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles