Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
2007-02-20 14:36:41 · 12 answers · asked by mysweetest666 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha some of those just made my day
thanks bud
:D
2007-02-20 15:05:25 · answer #1 · answered by Katee C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can You Feel The Love Tonight?-Elton John How Deep Is Your Love?-BeeGees Where Is The Love?-Black Eyed Peas I Don't Love You Much Do I?-Guy Clark Whats Your Name;How Do You Sleep?-Jesse McCartney Are You Gonna Be My Girl?-JET Do You Wanna Touch Me?-Joan Jett Would You Go With Me?-Josh Turner Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?-Rod Stewart If you want some more you let me know, lol.
2016-05-24 00:38:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the hole in the ozone layer is causing global warming then how come the biggest hole is right over the coldest place on the planet
if gas emissions cause the holes in the ozone layer how come sending rockets into outerspace don't burn holes in it with the rocket fuel?
2007-02-20 15:07:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
those are really cute even though i ve heard of some of them all ready but it doesnt hurt to laugh again
2007-02-20 14:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by chopper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love these. Some of them I've heard before, but still loved them. I think some of them have answers too.
2007-02-20 14:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by Nick R 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There are some good ones there
2007-02-20 14:45:43 · answer #6 · answered by upnorth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there all awsome but ur missing aa really good one:
y do we park on driveways and drive on parkeways?
yea but tothe than that they are pretty cool
2007-02-20 14:59:11 · answer #7 · answered by baby_gurlz136 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
they were all great
my favorite was the pro con progress one
2007-02-20 14:45:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay, 2 points!!!
2007-02-20 14:40:34 · answer #9 · answered by Violation Notice 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i luv this!!
here's another question for u:
if u choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
2007-02-20 16:22:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋