2007-02-20 14:02:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I mean as opposed to just parroting dogma for other religions, why not just simplify everything and worship a parrot? A parrot personifies human nature.
2007-02-20 14:11:40 · update #1
Sounds good.
2007-02-20 14:05:08 · answer #1 · answered by . 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'm a Pastafarian. We believe there is an inverse relationship to the number of pirates and global temperatures. Pirates-Parrots. It's a match made by his noodly appendages!
2007-02-21 20:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Parrots are evil. Everyone knows that.
2007-02-20 22:05:48 · answer #3 · answered by Jennifer D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Already do. Capt. Morgan's parrot bay rum. It has given me plenty of religous type experiences.
2007-02-20 22:06:28 · answer #4 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HITAN ( Democracy in Heaven )
--goal is to overthrow the CREATOR and install democracy in Heaven
Follow any faith / idea you want, just do the best you can.
2007-02-20 22:05:42 · answer #5 · answered by hitan_2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like Daoism, eh?
2007-02-20 22:12:55 · answer #6 · answered by ___________ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why not worship a dog. at least that's an anagram of god. could be something to that. my border collie was smarter than most christians i've met.
2007-02-20 22:14:48 · answer #7 · answered by Brendan G 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not me. You are not funny. I will pray for your lost soul.
2007-02-21 00:50:43 · answer #8 · answered by greeneyes25162 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WAZRRRRRRRRRRCH!!!! Polly want a cracker?? yoohoo!
2007-02-20 22:06:43 · answer #9 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋