Sometimes being a blonde isn't easy, especially if you're cooking...
MONDAY
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.
WEDNESDAY
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAY
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
2007-02-20 14:01:31 · 26 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I Tink that was very funny, very funny indeed! Have a * and give yourself a pat on the back too! :)
2007-02-20 21:56:48 · answer #1 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-24 00:34:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-02-21 02:33:49 · answer #3 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Tink, I love it. It's a winner in my book. LOL A Friend.
Clowmy
2007-02-20 14:08:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Are you speaking from personal experience Tink, you being a woman an' all that?
Keep cookin'.
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-22 08:20:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha VERY funny.hope this doesnt cause problems between u and ppl with blonde hair. i personally have many SMART blonde friends, so i am not trying to insult anyone with blonde hair.
2007-02-21 16:17:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one girl 10/10
2007-02-21 14:16:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, though my blond niece didn't get most of them. I wonder why??
2007-02-20 14:15:17 · answer #8 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wowww it is great joke..really hilarious
2007-02-20 15:23:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad!! Saturday was real cute!
2007-02-20 14:12:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋