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2007-02-20 13:56:45 · 8 answers · asked by Space Ace 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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miss·ing
–adjective 1. lacking, absent, or not found: a missing person.
—Idiom2. go missing, Chiefly British. to disappear; become lost:
My keys have gone missing.

2007-02-20 23:25:49 · answer #1 · answered by Kat 5 · 1 0

Well, you see, i went to the dentist to find that my tooth was missing. I had three suspects. The goldfish, the dentist, and that old woman that got on the bus. So i went to talk to the fish, but the fish said nothing, so i drowned the fish. The i caught the old lady, and found 2 full rows of teeth! But her teeth were purple. So i went to the dentist, and I saw him drilling holes in my tooth!!! He noticed me and said, "Hey look at this! It's Swiss Teeth!"

2007-02-20 14:23:07 · answer #2 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 1 0

A decent group of people to lead this country, and not further into a sh*t hole like we already are.
Either lead or get taken over by the people.

2007-02-20 14:09:05 · answer #3 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0 0

LINK...

2007-02-20 14:09:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The noise.

2007-02-20 14:51:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My tea. I poured it, but didn't add the milk and sugar yet. Thanks for reminding me.

2007-02-20 14:03:06 · answer #6 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 1 0

an answer...lol

2007-02-20 14:13:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

your question,,,,lmao

2007-02-20 14:13:28 · answer #8 · answered by gabby888 2 · 0 0

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