2007-02-20 13:33:55 · 12 answers · asked by upstairs_albert 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My daughter made this up herself when she was 4 years old.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ear!
Ear who?
Ear infection!
She was so proud of herself.
2007-02-20 13:38:15 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce In
2007-02-20 13:38:21 · answer #2 · answered by metalsludgette 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Impatient Cow
Impatien...
Moo!
2007-02-20 13:39:52 · answer #3 · answered by Ronald J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
S Nicks's knock-knock joke.
2007-02-20 14:15:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A man who can't reach the doorbell.
2.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hello, my name is blondie.
Blondie who?
Hello, my name is blondie.
3.
One thats not a knock knock
Two irishmen are lying in a field south of Dublin. The first irishman turns to the second and say,
"which do you think is closer, Dublin or the moon"
the second irishman turns to the first and laughs at him and says, "you can't see texas from here."
2007-02-20 14:21:12 · answer #5 · answered by P4BZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maddam
Maddam Who?
Maddam foots caught in the f#cking door so open it!
2007-02-20 13:51:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock! You is there? Handdo.... You are nothing but a houndog peeing all the time..ouch!! a bit corny.....
2007-02-20 13:48:45 · answer #7 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not sure but here is the worst (it can be funny in the right setting and timing)
K,K: Whose there?
Interupting Cow.
Inter....MOOOOOO...upting cow who?
You have to get the moo out at just the right time.
2007-02-20 13:39:54 · answer #8 · answered by John P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock-
-who's there?
Banana-
-Banana who?
Knock Knock-
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana
2007-02-20 13:42:40 · answer #9 · answered by soburrr12 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!
2007-02-20 13:40:07 · answer #10 · answered by S Nicks 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋