he was behind the couch.
sorry, saw it on a t'shirt,
thought it was funny.
2007-02-20 13:06:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*Stop loosing him*
2007-02-20 13:11:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
"...They ascribed unto Him what caused the Spirit (Jesus) to lament in His Most Sublime Station, and the Faithful Spirit to cry out. Consider, moreover, the things which befell the Apostles and Messengers of God before Him, by reason of what the hands of the unjust have wrought. We make mention of you for the sake of God, and remind you of His signs, and announce unto you the things ordained for such as are nigh unto Him in the most sublime Paradise and the all-highest Heaven, and I, verily, am the Announcer, the Omniscient. He hath come for your salvation, and hath borne tribulations that ye may ascend, by the ladder of utterance, unto the summit of understanding.... Peruse, with fairness and justice, that which hath been sent down. It will, verily, exalt you through the truth, and will cause you to behold the things from which ye have been withheld, and will enable you to quaff His sparkling Wine."
(Baha'u'llah, The Proclamation of Baha'u'llah, p. 78)
2007-02-20 13:21:14 · answer #2 · answered by Gravitar or not... 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Haha...yeah, that is funny! But I saw Jesus at a yard sale not so long ago!
2007-02-20 13:53:17 · answer #3 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Being from Wisconsin, I'd like to find a tee-shirt inscribed with the phrase "Oh, How I Love Cheeses."
2007-02-20 13:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You mean the guy that works down at the Shell station? What was he doing behind you couch you naughty girl?
2007-02-20 13:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
My father in law encountered a man one time who said in an excited way ;I got Jesus;;I got Jesus===Father in law asked him , Why, where is he , is he in your back yard tied on to your fence?lol true story.
2007-02-20 14:07:20 · answer #6 · answered by hunter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I couldn't find Jesus. I found Waldo, though.
2007-02-20 13:12:42 · answer #7 · answered by . 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus saves....
....and takes half damage.
....and Gretzky scores on the rebound!
....hundreds each month on car insurance by switching to Geico.
2007-02-20 13:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Is that where he was? Do you know how many times I looked there? That always seems to happen with the remote, too. :)
2007-02-20 13:11:49 · answer #9 · answered by Persephone 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Eatin' a left over candy bar?
2007-02-20 13:11:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Did he say when he's coming back? Because there are people waiting and they're driving everyone else nuts.
2007-02-20 13:09:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋