name me some good yo mama jokes?

Answer 1

Yo Mama so poor...her door mat dont say WELCOME...it says WELFARE!

"Yo mama so nasty she reminds me of a toilet,
she's fat, white, funny shaped, and she smells like sh*t!"

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale, and it said "Get the f*** off!"

Yo mama's so fat, that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed on top of her, I burned my butt on the light bulb.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost.

Yo Mama's so dumb she puts mayonnaise on her asprin

Yo Mama's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.

& here's a couple of yo granny & yo aunty ones too

Yo' Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.

Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.

Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister's knickers...

You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night :)

I've given you a few to make up for not gettin many answers so far
byeeeee

Answer 2

yo mama

Answer 3

hello..how may I help u? uhh helloo? anybody here? ehloo ehhcoooo!! huh -_- ohhI'm talking to myself again? weird...lol that was so lame.

here's a joke.

"yo mama is so fat that when she sit on the rainbow skittles starts droping down from the sky."

Answer 4

you mama so poor, her t.v. is an etch-a-sketch.

Answer 5

Your momma is so hairy that she had afros on her ****