A tennis pro, winning after a gruelling match, didn't bother to change and went straight to the bar to celebrate. Looking at his shorts, the blonde said, "Golly, that's a rather large bulge." The tennis player said "It's tennis balls." She said "I'm sorry. I had tennis elbow once and that was painful enough."
2007-02-20 12:22:28 · 12 answers · asked by Harriet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one....thanks!
2007-02-20 12:41:27 · answer #1 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is really funny....i see that some people dont get it...i guess you would have to be a tennis player or understand the game of tennis in order to understand that joke....but old jokes are pretty funny though.... :P XD :) X3 :3
2007-02-20 12:54:45 · answer #2 · answered by animal_lover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Morbid lol
here's another from the category:
Two hunters are in the forest.Suddenly one of them gasps, turns blue and falls to the ground.The other instantly dials 911 on his phone.
"Help!I think my friend has just died, what should I do"
"Calm down" says the voice at the other end "first make sure he really is dead."
Short silence is followed by the sound of a shot.
"Okay, now what?"
2007-02-20 12:42:16 · answer #3 · answered by amateurgrower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-02-20 13:06:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of the old jokes can be kind of weird but not all old jokes are weird,there are some good ones.If people think that all old jokes are weird then maybe they don't have a good sense of humor.
2007-02-20 13:01:52 · answer #5 · answered by Katie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get that, but old jokes that I have heard are really funny. Maybe the one who tells you old jokes doesn't have a sense of humor.
2007-02-20 12:27:39 · answer #6 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Thats hilarious! It took me a minute but HAHAHA!
2007-02-20 12:50:32 · answer #7 · answered by Zachary D. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny !!! Never heard that one before. Thank you !!! LOL !!!
2007-02-20 12:33:35 · answer #8 · answered by Bobbi 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats great lol
2007-02-20 12:37:06 · answer #9 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it either.
2007-02-20 12:29:24 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋