A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquires.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responds.
The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
2007-02-20 12:20:17 · 12 answers · asked by burnt bob 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha! ROTFL!!! That's a good one. Funny, funny stuff right there.
2007-02-20 12:45:54 · answer #1 · answered by Miss §hopaholic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-20 20:29:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats a funny joke
2007-02-20 20:47:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh, not funny.
2007-02-20 21:08:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are some horny parrots.mm turns me on!
2007-02-20 20:44:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-02-20 20:54:22 · answer #6 · answered by icicle07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bwahahahaha!!!
that's really a great one!!!...
very nice!!!...(^_^)
2007-02-20 20:41:28 · answer #7 · answered by eM-eM 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny !!! LOL !!!
2007-02-20 20:38:16 · answer #8 · answered by Bobbi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheeheeheeheeheehee.....
i love it....
:D
2007-02-20 20:43:26 · answer #9 · answered by becca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard this one before but it always makes me laugh, thanks
2007-02-20 20:37:55 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋