There's this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison..."
2007-02-20 11:50:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! OLDIES=GOODIES!! I've seen you've keep them coming!! I'll just check back later after I read your other jokes!!♥
2007-02-20 12:37:09 · answer #1 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-02-20 19:57:58 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Ѧƨԋʅɛץ ïи ωѳиԃԑᴙʅαиԃ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really good. Thanx again for the chuckle.
2007-02-20 20:00:15 · answer #3 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tHAt's a go0d oNe, ha!...
fUnNy!!!!...
haHAhaHA!...(^_^)
weLL, p0or tRuck dRiver...
bUt s0meh0w, tHe guy in the baR was
LuCky beCause s0meone saVes him fr0m
dRinkiNg a p0ison..LoL..(^_^)
s0 that's n0t the w0rst dAy of his Life anym0re siNce he's stiLL aLive..hehehe...
iT is the dRiver's w0rst dAy in his Life..jUz kidDing!..(^_^)
anywAy, tHanks 4 the laugh!..(^_^)
2007-02-20 20:18:38 · answer #4 · answered by eM-eM 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-02-20 20:41:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!Funny! though i feel sorry for both of those men!
2007-02-20 19:56:28 · answer #6 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
funny
2007-02-20 19:54:17 · answer #7 · answered by Kinomak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, lol
2007-02-20 19:57:02 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ღαмαиdα♥ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-20 19:57:57 · answer #9 · answered by Dakota 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋