On Saturday I bought my kids a duck for a pet and Sunday my wife served it to some guests we had over. How do I tell my children what their Mom did?
2007-02-20 11:32:28 · 29 answers · asked by Ghostly Ghost! 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
thats so disgusting!
2007-02-20 11:34:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your wife killed, plucked, gutted, stuffed, cooked, dressed and served the duck two days ago without the kids noticing? You either have a very talented wife or kids that are so dumb you could convince them that ducks are imaginary. Just buy them a goose before they notice and anticipate a wonderful meal next Sunday.
2007-02-20 11:48:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really? Your wife slaughtered a duck? She ringed it's little neck? Plucked the feathers? Gutted it? and Cooked it? Wow, she sounds like a wonderful woman.
Anyhoo, if this really happened and you think you *need* to tell your kids about it, then THINK AGAIN, bud. The kids do Not need to know what happened.
Tell them that the duck had to go to heaven and his feathers are now angel wings.
In my best advice, please don't buy anymore *pets* that can be eaten such as ducks or chickens or geese or rabbits or fish, or anything like that. Cause obviously your wife is too retarded to know the difference in a pet and dinner.
Cheers my dear idiot.
2007-02-20 11:39:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell your kids, it was either the duck or them for dinner, and their mom chose the duck.
2016-05-24 00:09:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. Ducks don't make good pets, so your wife did the right thing.
2007-02-20 11:36:25 · answer #5 · answered by J.R. 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
uhhhh, that's a tough one? and pretty weird not gonna lie.. but uhh I guess the only things you can do is either:
1) Tell them the truth
2) Lie and say that the duck ran away with a girl duck he met in the backyard.
2007-02-20 11:35:42 · answer #6 · answered by Lauren S 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
buy them a duck that looks the same and dont tell them
i have to say that is really funny
2007-02-20 11:37:00 · answer #7 · answered by ando ciompa 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
tell them that they got hit by a bus and ur mom needing something to serve at dinner
2007-02-20 13:50:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
k here's what u say "well kids it kinda flew in the house and into the oven and your mom accidentally cooked it" or you could always just say " hey kids, your mom cooked the duck" then run away
2007-02-20 11:37:11 · answer #9 · answered by T1G 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Have your wife tell them. she did it. buy them a rubber duck next time
2007-02-20 11:35:42 · answer #10 · answered by Virgo27 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Give her a spanking in front of the children. Invite the children to join in. Bring lube and hot oil if necessary.
2007-02-20 11:35:32 · answer #11 · answered by Faint 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋