On Saturday I bought my kids a duck for a pet and Sunday my wife served it to some guests we had over. How do I tell my children what their Mom did.
2007-02-20 11:32:11 · 13 answers · asked by Ghostly Ghost! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
do the peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.
2007-02-20 11:35:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell your kids, it was either the duck or them for dinner, and their mom chose the duck.
2007-02-20 19:38:43 · answer #2 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
say the duck flew away cuz of migation away
or tell the truth and make em hate ur wife i think not!
2007-02-20 19:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by Kinomak 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that the duckie ran away
~he/she moved
~had to visit his/her family
~get a 2nd duckie
~duckie went on a vacation
~was stolen
~duckie was lonely and found a girl/boy duckie got married and moved away
hope i helped
2007-02-20 19:48:18 · answer #4 · answered by ellizi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to break it to them with a new pet.. Explain what their mom did and offer them duckie 2.
2007-02-20 19:39:18 · answer #5 · answered by mnkstapel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
honestly thats pretty funny but, i guess thats not so funny for you. I would just replace the duck with another
2007-02-20 19:44:19 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Got Sunglasses on a Cloudy day♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You've been watching that TV trailer about Norbert haven't you??
M : )
2007-02-20 20:09:20 · answer #7 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell em sorry and buy em a new 1
2007-02-20 19:58:56 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Ѧƨԋʅɛץ ïи ωѳиԃԑᴙʅαиԃ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put on a banana suit and sing" it peanut butter jelly time" over and over gain, and then say it.
2007-02-20 19:48:43 · answer #9 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Uh say it ran away or it got sick and freinds (from whatever stae)are taking care of it or some one stole it.
2007-02-20 19:36:44 · answer #10 · answered by More-Etti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋