What if this happen. what would you do if you are in the middle of taking a dump in a restaurant or school and someone wants to use the restroom and was telling you to get out, and you found out that there is no toilet paper and no one in the restaurant or school had some what would you do??????
2007-02-20 10:16:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
run down the street, hold my doodey, and just look for the nearest fabric...embarassing, but i would stretch my shirt down so nobody would see my wiyahyah, then run like the hell home!!!
2007-02-20 10:22:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
More to the point - what would happen if you were taking a dump in the middle of the restaurant?
2007-02-20 10:19:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
since school and bathrooms are all multi stalls ask someone in another stall for some toilet paper and then report to the management that there was no toilet paper
2007-02-20 10:40:19 · answer #3 · answered by kleighs mommy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would crawl under an empty stall and get some toilet paper from the next stall ad crarl back to my stall and finish my bussiness.
2007-02-20 10:53:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-04 10:40:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use their (other person who wants to use restroom) sock as toilet paper!
2007-02-20 10:20:59 · answer #6 · answered by mikeduptwo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would tell that person that i would give him $10 if he took his shirt off and throw it to me so that i could use it as toilet paper.
2007-02-20 10:30:34 · answer #7 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i would scream, or yell out that there is no more toilet paper, or call my date
LOL
2007-02-20 10:34:09 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would pull out some of my hair and knit some toilet paper with it..
2007-02-20 10:30:40 · answer #9 · answered by ilikecowsthatsaymoo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if someone told me to get out of the bathroom id taked wat ever bussiness i was doing and do it on them. if there was no toilet paper i would rub my butt againist the seat clean, wash my hands, run home, and clean my butt with toilet paper
2007-02-20 10:36:55 · answer #10 · answered by chic_chick1994 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋