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|As the teacher is about to teach some math to the class little sam walks in...the teacher asks him why he's late and sam says " Oh i was on top of lilly hill" then he goes to his seat.
Then little tommy walks in and the teacher asks where he was.
Little tommy says "Oh i was on top of lilly hill" then he goes and sits in his seat.

Then this little girl walks in and the teacher asks" whats your name little girl?"
the little girl respondes " My name is Lilly hill"

2007-02-20 10:12:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

It was funny, dirttty, but funny...

2007-02-20 10:19:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

It is funny, but that's cuz it was told when u are a kid....i was in fourth grade when this joke was going around.....the original was blueberry hill.....every little kid learning about sex thinks stuff like that is hilarious....here's another one:
a mom and a dad had a little kid. One day the little kid was pressed for time so he took a shower with his dad. He saw his dad's wiener...and asked, "daddy, what's that?" his dad replied..."that a limo son". Well, the next night he had to take a shower with his mom. He noticed some differences and asked "mommy, what are those?" and she replied, "those are my headlights", he then asked what "down there" was, to which she replied "her garage".....later that night.....the little boy slept with his parents....he looked under the covers and exclaimed:
"mommy, turn on your headlights, daddy's limo is going into the garage!"

2007-02-20 21:22:16 · answer #2 · answered by becca 3 · 0 0

I know a different version. 3 boys come in naked saying that the were on top of SUNNY hill. So then the teacher says to the girl who just walked in, "let me guess. u were on top of sunny hil."
she answers," No! I AM Sunny Hill!

By the way, i just summarized the joke.
But yeah. I love this joke!!!!

2007-02-20 19:25:49 · answer #3 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 0 1

Caller: Ni Hao Ma!!!?

Operator: What!??

Caller: Pyaosi !!!!

Operator: what the heck!!?

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan... (anyone)?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan (no one)?as involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

2007-02-20 18:47:24 · answer #4 · answered by Ken. 2 · 0 0

It's funny, but the original joke was Blueberry Hill

2007-02-20 18:16:38 · answer #5 · answered by Jacobius 2 · 1 1

Nah

2007-02-20 18:18:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

it's probably funny...

but politically incorrect as your talking about little kids having sex. In this day and age, that's maybe just a little sick...

2007-02-20 18:28:05 · answer #7 · answered by ilikecowsthatsaymoo 1 · 0 0

It's hilarious, but that's once you get the joke, it takes an extra read to realize the joke is funny, but once you get it, it's funny, honestly!

2007-02-20 18:16:17 · answer #8 · answered by mikeduptwo 6 · 0 2

i heard that joke when i was in third grade and that was like 8 years ago

2007-02-20 18:24:13 · answer #9 · answered by footballgomez28 1 · 1 0

No not funny. Smack's of ABUSE to me.Since it happen's to children too often NOT FUNNY.

2007-02-20 18:27:53 · answer #10 · answered by flossie mae 5 · 0 0

Lol hahahaha

2007-02-20 18:45:16 · answer #11 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 0 0

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